After watching the amazing battle scene at the foot of Mount Doom at the beginning of the Fellowship of the Rings on the Big Screen for the first time in a long time I remembered why the Lord of the Rings sucks.

I’ll have to rent that one.

The rushed-through story the screenwriter threw in as the first ten minutes of Fellowship of the Ring looked a lot more interesting than the movie we were forced to watch. Why didn’t somebody make a movie off that instead?

The rest here.