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Why didn’t I think of that

 

Been playing a lot of Words with friends lately.

But seriously, qis? So you can have multiple universal life forces now?

qisplural of qi

Noun:
The circulating life force whose existence and properties are the basis of much Chinese philosophy and medicine.

Kids these days

Some real gems here:

Pre-children: I was going to cloth diaper. 
Post-children: I did with my daughter, sort of, but not with my twins.

Pre-children: No TV until age of 2 and then only 30 minutes a day. 
Post-children: Ha.

Pre-children: Only organic, healthy, homemade food. 
Post-children: My kids love Wendy’s.

Pre-children: Public tantrums are unacceptable. 
Post-children: Removal of the child is only sometimes doable; predicting when a tantrum is going to strike is often impossible.

Pre-children: Complaints about childrearing and its hardships annoyed me (this was your choice, no?) and saddened me (parenthood is supposed to be a wonderful thing!). 
Post-children: Parenthood isn’t wonderful 100 percent of the time.